We all know that Nellie’s Sports Bar is for every kind of sports fan, but we wanted to put it to the test. This official Nellie’s test will determine just how Nellie you are.

A back tackle is:
	An attempt by a defender to steal the ball from a carrier in a game of soccer Much more enjoyable with the right lube Hotter with a big beefy bear

Pitcher is to Catcher as Mound is to __________
	Home plate Lesbian Wide Receiver

An assist is:
	Helping a teammate score a goal Helping a friend get home after 7 Jaeger bombs Helping a friend by not letting him leave the house wearing those shoes with that belt

Define Fantasy Sports.
	Games where an ideal team is created from the best players Games where all participants are shirtless Madonna vs. Britney in Karaoke Death Match

What’s the Washington Mystic’s mascot?
	Pax the Panda A lesbian with an adopted child Angie the muff-diving Dolphin